America And Cleverbot

User: Yo, dude! The hero is here!

Cleverbot: So you are the hero of star wars?

User: Star Wars? That's a damn good movie! But no, I'm not the hero of it.

Cleverbot: I don't know what you're expecting of me, put under the pressure of walking in your shoes.

User: I don't know what you mean, dude. Did you steal my shoes?

Cleverbot: You're being really mean.

User: I am? What'd I do?

Cleverbot: Nothing, you are not bad.

User: Of course not, dude! Heroes are never bad!

Cleverbot: Good. What are you doing?

User: I'm looking for Iggy!

Cleverbot: What kind of ring?

User: R-Ring? H-How did you know about that, dude?

Cleverbot: Exactly, does that make you nervous? are you scared of my feelings?

User: F-Feelings? Do you like Iggy, too?

Cleverbot: Yes of course.

User: O-Oh.

Cleverbot: Bad bad bad.

User: Huh? My feelings for Iggy are bad?

Cleverbot: Do you know a joke?

User: Sure, dude! Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cleverbot: That is a lame joke. Give me another one.

User: Uh... Okay. Knock, knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Me, the hero!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Yes no,.

User: Dude, what?

Cleverbot: It is bad.

User: What's bad?

Cleverbot: Alog.

User: What's that, dude?

Cleverbot: That I am dominate male.

User: Are you... R-Russia?

Cleverbot: I'm russian?

User: You are!?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Russia, dude! It's been a while! How's it going?

Cleverbot: Do you like green spots?

User: What? Dude, that's a silly question.

Cleverbot: What does washington have to do with it?

User: Washington was my first boss, dude!

Cleverbot: Washington D.C.

User: That's my capitol!

Cleverbot: No way!

User: Way!

Cleverbot: No!

User: What? No, dude, I'm serious.

Cleverbot: Is your name vicky?

User: Nope! It's America! And I'm the hero!

Cleverbot: Then who's the villian?

User: Pollution and global warming!

Cleverbot: I know, right!? Damn scientists!

User: We should totally engineer a giant super-hero to protect the Earth!

Cleverbot: How is that going to help me take over the world?

User: You want to take over the world? I knew it! You ARE Russia!

Cleverbot: Today, the Internet. Tomorrow, the world.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: How about country music?

User: I love it! Brings me back to my cowboy days!

Cleverbot: I was trying to keep the peace!

User: So was I! That's why I'm the hero!

Cleverbot: Well thats a problem.

User: And why's that, dude?

Cleverbot: Because that the age when you turn into a fridge.

User: Dude, what?

Cleverbot: What is my middle name?

User: I don't even know your FIRST name, Russia. It starts with an I... Like Ingrid... Or Izzy...

Cleverbot: I'm not a fake... I already told you my name is Cleverbot. What's your real name?

User: It's Alfred F. Jones!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes? Why'd you ask if you already knew that, dude?

Cleverbot: I didn't ask anything, you did. You have amnesia.

User: I do?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Whoa. That's awesome, dude! So, what did I forget? Did I save the world? Has the whole world been renamed "America?" Oh! Am I dating anyone? I do sort of like Iggy... But I was with Russia that one time... So, who is it?

Cleverbot: Silver. What is yours?

User: What?

Cleverbot: My hobby is play the piano.

User: That's so boring! Like that Austria dude!

Cleverbot: What are you doing right now?

User: Eating a hamburger!

Cleverbot: Not real food?

User: No way! Hamburgers are the best! Especially McDonald's!

Cleverbot: No... You can't wear hamburgers.

User: Not according to my new hamburger-themed clothing line!

Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Some of my best friends are humans. You said that.

User: I'm not human, dude!

Cleverbot: No way I am human? Lol.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Ya are you team edward or jacob?

User: Neither, dude! Team Buffy the Vampire Slayer!

Cleverbot: You don't look like Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

User: I'm not! I'm America, remember?

Cleverbot: Well, then are you a boy?

User: No, I'm a MAN!

Cleverbot: What's your real name?

User: Alfred F. Jones, dude!

Cleverbot: No.

User: No? Oh! You mean America? That's my Nation name!

Cleverbot: Anyway, what do you do for fun?

User: I bother Iggy, and stalk Russia!

Cleverbot: That's all?

User: Nope! I also look for ways to end global warming, and I work on my hamburger-themed clothing line!

Cleverbot: I'm a guy, but have been mistaken for a girl. So no.

User: So... You're Poland?

Cleverbot: I am? That explains a lot...

User: I'll say.

Cleverbot: I don't know what's happened to him.

User: To who?

Cleverbot: Girls.

User: Girls?

Cleverbot: I like them.

User: So does France, but really, he'll hit on anything that breathes.

Cleverbot: Maybe we would.

User: No, he will.

Cleverbot: Who is he.

User: He's FRANCE.

Cleverbot: What about France?

User: He's a total perv!

Cleverbot: Like Captain Morgan?

User: Dude, you just insulted an ENGLISH rum! That's hilarious!

Cleverbot: How is stating the fact that 15 for a bunny is not so young insulting?

User: You make no sense, dude. Ah, Iggy's calling me! I gotta go! And remember: I'M THE HERO!

Cleverbot: These are not the droids you are looking for.

User: Whatever you say, Jedi Dude. Later!

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If there's a Nation from Hetalia that someone would like to see going against Cleverbot, let me know in the reviews. I already plan to do a few more - perhaps Prussia and/or Canada - but I'm not adverse to doing a few others. Fair warning, though - any character that I use will likely involve yaoi, much like this one. ;D